You: hey baby
You: i stunded you into hush mode i see
You: or hear
Stranger: See what?
You: m or f and e will see
Stranger: m/f ?
You: you first
Stranger: Tell me more...
You: i have small feet
Stranger: I have parts that are big and parts that are small.
You: like eyes and ears>
Stranger: Huge eyes;)
You: all the better to seee with
Stranger: How bout you?
Stranger: And I am not hairy thank you very much...
You: well you see i have small fingers and midium size hand. i didn't say that you were hairy which is a good thing, i hate hairy men
You: age plz?
You: are you the choosen one?
Stranger: I've been told I am?
You: the boy who lived
Stranger: I have medium sized hands with lots of broken fingers :(
You: aww, bad performance. such horrible punishment
Stranger: I've definitely done that.
Stranger: Each is a trouphy.
Stranger: Ended my hand modeling career though ;)
You: SHIT! i hate that foor you i LOVE hands
Stranger: I give a mean massage m/
You: really, so do i. thats why my doctor told me to keep my hands off
Stranger: Ooohhh snap
You: I KNOW
Stranger: Any pointers?
You: yes, go deep into the in field
You: of the muscle
You: and do it with your shirt off, that always got me tips 0.o
Stranger: You masterbate?
You: well..... does eating donuts with my hands count
Stranger: Full penetration
Stranger: I'm talking dildo..,
You: never had to
You: i like to stick to my donuts in the morning
Stranger: Raise your standards slut!
You: thats not nice
Stranger: Where do you stck them?
You: in my mouth
Stranger: That sounds fattening
You: i work out, weigh 110
Stranger: Are you hefty? I bet your hefty?
Stranger: 110, you midget!
You: i am a midget
You: i said i was small man
Stranger: How small?
You: no seriously
Stranger: I bet 125 and 5'2
You: ys tht?
Stranger: You drunk?
You: possibly, i cant remember
Stranger: Ive had a few
You: i can not tell at all
Stranger: I play hard to get
Stranger: And by hard I mean my penis ;)
You: why is your penis hard do you like strangers?
Stranger: I feel like hoggin tonight
Stranger: You're just my type
You: how do you know, silly silly boy?
Stranger: You prefer donuts in the morning
You: welll when you put it like that i could take a banana, lots of potassium
Stranger: I'm a doctor you can be the nurse
You: I WANNA BE THE PATIENT. PUT ME IN A GOWN
Stranger: they only come in a size 2
You: I wear xsmall and small, that will do
Stranger: Umm adults, stop shopping in the children's section
You: :( i dont wanna, i find the best toys in the kids section...
You: that was wrong
Stranger: So do you fit?
You: do you want me to?
You: can you find that in a hospital git shop?
Stranger: private practice, sweetheart
You: Can my girlfriend assit you when taking care of me?
Stranger: I like boys