Stranger: Hello, random stranger.
You: long time NO see
Stranger: It's been AGES. How have you been?
You: fine, it has been YEARS since we last talked
Stranger: Well, to catch you up...
Stranger: I've divorced Mia, and have been carrying on an affair with the maid.
You: oh my gosh was that the rumor about my son. the preacher wispeared but never dare let me know that he caught you two
Stranger: Oh, yes. He tried to tell us we should be ashamed, but then he got a look at the maid.
You: wouldn't be the first time, i thought my dark stained tables look a little light
Stranger: His cheering kind of put me off my game, but we soon got back into form.
You: did he go back to the worship center to so a little praising??
Stranger: I'm not entirely certain. He said something about visiting Mary. I don't think he was referring to the virgin.
You: The maids name wasn't mary was it?
Stranger: (You know, this is how turgid novels get written, I think. LOL)
You: or was that the gardener
You: i know
Stranger: Mary was the gardener's sister.
You: ah who was secretly a langerie keeper
You: shop keeper
Stranger: Oh, dear. It's a quarter past midnight. I should sleep.
You: actually it is 15 past midnight
Stranger: It's been fun. :) Take care.
You: the preacher should have told you that